And of course...
So now for your movie watching enjoyment...a little tutorial on how to sneak any and all kinds of food/snacks into a movie theater.
Step 1: Pick the appropriate purse to contain your food of choice.
Too big and obvious...I mean heck, it's practically a suitcase.
Way too small. Unless you're going for just a little candy, this is not the right choice.
Bingo!
Big enough to hide all sorts of food, sturdy enough for drinks or milkshakes to stand up as long as you don't do any crazy dancing or trip, an average size of purse that many people carry so you don't have to worry about anyone being suspicious.
**Tip** It's really important to actually bring a purse. Chris and I one time tried to sneak in several bags of candy, bottles of soda, a bag of chips and a container of frosting and I didn't bring a purse. Now, granted we did make it into the theater without getting caught but I'm not exactly sure how we did. We looked very awkwardly bulky. Chris had bottles of soda in each back pocket, I was holding the frosting with my coat draped over my arms so you couldn't see and we had candy and chips stuffed into pockets. It was awkward. I don't recommend it.
Step 2: Pick a snack that you're craving and place into previously chosen purse.
For this particular example I was craving frozen yogurt, plus I wanted something that wasn't very fattening but still delicious. It's good that I chose a sturdy purse because it's important to keep them standing up in your bag so nothing accidentally spills.
P.S. Don't put anything else in your purse except maybe a wallet. That way you can pull out the wallet, proving your not hiding anything in your purse, but still have plenty of room for the snacks you're hiding.
Step 3: Be super duper sneaky!
(That's a wink not a grimace...haven't got that one down yet)
Step 4: Sit down in the Movie Theater and pull out your snack in shining victory and Enjoy!
Yum!
There you have it folks. Now go get you a purse and some snacks and get your butt to a movie theater!
What are you still doing here, reading this? GO! GO! GO!
You are so funny! I love this post.
ReplyDeleteHoly cow I need to try this!! Goal snack to sneak into a movie theater: waffles with syrup.
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